Editorial: A Special Message from Lindsey Graham

Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC), who is not gay, writes in objection to President Obama appointing anyone to any position as long as the truth about a vital incident remains hidden by the administration. Have I mentioned that Senator Graham is not gay? Because he really isn't. Damn, he does have some really nice eyes, though.

My Fellow Americans,

It is a privilege to serve the great state of South Carolina, and the United States of America. During this tumultuous time in our nation's Capitol, it can be easy to lose sight of the most pressing issues facing Americans today. I write, America, in the hopes of refocusing our public discourse on the most important topic of our time.

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Yours in Benghazi,
Senator Lindsey Graham.