Bizarro Post Internet Bureau- Internet hosting giant GoDaddy! has decided to end their racy ad campaigns after learning that they weren't the only website on the Internet that offered pictures of boobs in exchange for traffic.
"We came up with this strategy that seemed foolproof," said marketing strategist Ronald Charleston. "We showed some tantalizing videos on television, and promised additional nudity if they visited our website. Turns out, get this, that the internet actually has a ton of website devoted to nothing BUT nudity. And more, too! Like, there's people smearing all manner of things on each other and bullwhips, and whatever else those Germans can come up with. Very inventive, those guys."
GoDaddy! is no experimenting with an ad campaign that focuses on the services and goods that they provide to consumers in exchange for money, though analysts suggest that this approach is too unorthodox to appeal to millennial audiences.
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