Bizarro Post Cringe Crisis Response Team- On December 9th, an article was published to Huffington Post's "Style" section by Ellie Krupnick. It referred to a totally legitimate report by a marketing firm that found 58 percent of men ages 18-24 and 63 percent of those 25-34 use some kind of moisturizing product. Brace yourself guys, because that number goes down once a man become elderly. Gosh, it's almost like it's not being used for its "age defying" properties! But that surely can't be the case!
What's more, she strongly recommends getting the man in your life a supply of his very own lotion, because for some reason they tend to use it whenever nobody is around to see them do it:
"A Escentual.com survey found that your boyfriend is likely to grab your Clarins Extra Firming Day Cream or DIOR Capture Totale Multi-Perfection Crème while you're not looking."
Huhuhuhuh. Hey Beavis. "Firming." (Also, what in the FUCK is "Multi-Perfection"?)
And the final line--oh, it is a thing of beauty!
"Avoid that fate by buying your man some day cream of his own -- chances are, he's probably into the stuff already."
Guys? Nobody tell her.
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