Racists Race to Their Klu Klux Keyboards

Bizarro Duncan, OK (BP)- After the senseless murder of an Australian national by three teenagers, America's racists are celebrating their chance at a new revival.

"It's been real hard since Mr. Zimmerman stood his ground. The PC Police ain't lettin' anything get by," said Heber Springs, Arkansas resident Jimmy Johns.

Social media networks and commentary sections on news sites were on high alert for phrases such as "14/88" and "feral thugs", deleting and banning users for using them. Claims of persecution against persecution were ignored.

"The left-wing media launched a full-scale assault on our first-amendment rights," said Illinois Nazi Shane Stevens. "First amendment's there for a reasons, lib-tards. It's so you can say what you want without anyone get sore at you or judgin' you. Duh!"

Now that this vicious murder has taken place, racists have found those restrictions relaxed. The change was immediately noticeable in public forums.

"Dey goot boyz, yall don't kno how hard life iz when you dark and tryin tah do right," wrote user Willamina on Huffington Post.

Still more lashed out at Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton, frequently targeted for criticism due to their tendency to say nice things about other African-Americans.

"True justice would be administering a one inch cut to Jesse and Al every time a white person is killed by a black and one cut each would be healed every time a black is killed by a white. Heck, this wouldn't take long," wrote BAGUIO BOY on the NBC News site.

When a number of people pointed out that 17-year-old Michael Jones appeared to be mixed race, the racists doubled down.

"He looks mixed race. It only matters because we continue to see a pattern of Blacks with no values, morals or respect for human life," wrote glprespecta on the CBS News site.

"It's all over the place. Mixed race is everywhere, not just the President. What can we do about them?" replied IACEMADMAN.

"Hey guys, Obama said this could have been one of his sons!" said tens of thousands of people on websites beyond counting.

James Edwards Junior, 15, and Francis Edwards Junior, 16, were both charged with first-degree murder. The self-confessed trigger man Michael Jones, 17, was charged with being an accessory to first-degree murder and discharging a firearm in a residential area. As for why the guy who actually shot the victim was the only one not charged with murder, take a wild goddamn guess.