BIZARRO WORLD (BP)- Despite the cynical predictions of social media scholars, teenage girls are by no means excusing the actions of alleged terrorist Dzhokhar Tsarnaev--who has entered a not guilty plea on all 30 charges for his role in the Boston Bombings.
"This young man betrayed his friends, family, and country," said Ashlee Jermaine, 15, on her One Direction fanblog. "He attempted to murder people, even if they might have disagreed with America's foreign policy smh."
Comments like these are in stark contrast to the predictions of the Society of Bizarro Social Media Dynamics, who cited websites such as this on the Non-Bizarro Internet as an accurate barometer of what was to come.
"We were baffled at first," said SBSMD Chairman Rock Punchstone. "However, after going over our prior research on non-Bizarro social media, we've determined that their plane of reality is filled with morons willing to announce on a public forum that they adore mass murderers."
Revised models predict a consistent trend of disgust and indignation towards Dzhokhar Tsarnaev among females 13-18.
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