Celebrities React to Royal Baby

Anthony Weiner:
"They should name the kid Ricardo Roundhouse. Actually, nevermind, I'm using that for my next JDate account."

Amanda Bynes:
"Their baby is ugly and stupid. I bet his parents are morons too. And say what you will about Hitler, but he kept the trains running on time," said Bynes as she threw lightbulbs at a cardboard cutout of Mr.Rogers.

House Speaker John Boehner:
"If Obama was serious about women's health, he wouldn't be supporting a socialist system like they have in Britain. It took 12 hours just to deliver a baby. If you're serious about making government work for the people, I want you to Tweet your response with the hashtag '#Obamalabor'."

Supreme Commander of Best Korea Kim Jong Un:
"Filth baby of decadence brings shame to imperialists. Disgusting western press dishonors itself with singular obsession over one human who is considered great due to luck of birth."


Anne Coulter:
"Is it just me, or did the baby look like a giant queer?"

British Prime Minister David Cameron:
"I look forward to watching our handsome little prince grow up in a world without nudity."

Russian President Vladimir Putin:
"Hmmmm.....is good, maybe."

Syrian President Bashar Assad:
"Hopefully this child will come to know the error of opposing Bashar Assad, a lesson which his countrymen have learned through their failed attempts at intervention," said Assad from his skull throne, where he sipped a chalice of human blood.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu:
"I have it on good authority that this child's first words will be 'Bomb Iran.'"

Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas:
"We will light many....fireworks in honor of this happy occasion."

Joey Boots:
"BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY HOWARD STE-"

Survivalist Bear Grylls:
"I certainly hope that Kate ate the placenta. There are a lot of really essential nutrients in there."

Kanye West:
"Look, I'm really happy for you, but North West is the best baby of all time. All time!"

George Zimmerman:
"How did you find me? Please don't speak to anyone of this place."

Sean Hannity:
"Didn't we fight a war so we wouldn't have to care about this crap? Don't make us come over there and finish the job!"

Glenn Beck:
"Listen. I will not. I. Will. Not. I will not celebrate this false flag operation to distract from PRISM, and from the CIA releasing prisoners in Iraq to serve in Obama's socialist death army. Come and get me, FEMA! Let's see if you're man enough to take a true patriot!"

United States President Barack Obama:
"Ahhhhh, the people of America. Ahhhh, welcome.......the birth of the Prince of Cambridge. Ahhhhh...Michelle and the girls....ahhhhh...extend their best wishes."