Just Asking Questions, Here

Bizarro Post Scandal Bureau- It all began in a Washington Post profile, where Newark Mayor Cory Booker (D) responded to accusation of homosexuality made by people on the internet.

“I love seeing on Twitter when someone says I’m gay, and I say, ‘So what does it matter if I am? So be it," Booker responded.

In a Newsmax interview soon after, Steve Lonegan (R) responded, "It's kind of weird. As a guy, I personally like being a guy. I don't know if you saw the stories last year. They've been out for quite a bit about how he likes to go out at three o'clock in the morning for a manicure and a pedicure,"

Then came the statement from Lonegan that sparked a brand new controversy: "I have a more peculiar fetish."

"He likes to fondle farm animals in a sexually inappropriate way," said somebody that may or may not exist. "I have nothing to prove this, but there's a strong feeling deep inside that I can't deny. I feel a Word of Knowledge from Heaven that Lonegan has groped ducks, goats, horses, and even veal calves."

Bizarro Post staff members would like to once again remind you that we have no idea who this individual is or what, if any, agenda they might have. We've seen no evidence to support the validity of this claim. Nonetheless, with an accusation this explosive, it is rather odd that Lonegan hasn't proven that it's untrue. I mean, we'd bust our asses to clear up something like that.

Our journalistic ethics require us to officially take the stance that it is a blatant lie, but if someone chose to believe it, I just don't know if we could stop them.