Bizarro Post Internet Safety Bureau- Raising a child in the digital age represents a unique challenge. Not only can your son or daughter seek out and find harmful material online, they can also attract the attention of criminals and predators. When you're observing you child's internet activity, there are some acronyms you need to know. Rest assured, teens and predators are well versed in this web-lingo!
LOL= Lesbian orgy, large
YOLO= You obviously like oral
SMH=Shooting my heroin
GAB=Groping a bear
LMIRL=Let's meet, immediately rob liquor (stores)
NSFW=Never stop firing weapons
PAL=Parents are looking
ILWTW=I like when they watch
YL420?=You like Hitler's birthday?
NIFOC=Nude, ingesting fistfuls of corn
DOC=Dudes over chicks (Bros before hoes)
CU46=(I love you) Cuz' you're 46
COBRAS=You child has declared war on GI Joe.
EIP=Eggo is Preggo (I have syrup stuffed Eggo Waffles, and will share)
CD9=Code 9, parents are laughing at my impractical acronyms
IDKmyBFFJill=I'm driving to kill my bitchy false friend Jill.
If you notice your child using these acronyms online, it's already too late to save them. Your only hope is to find an attractive and trustworthy predator, maybe one who will ask for your permission to marry their victim. You know, like Elvis.
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