Write a holiday card to a dreadful enchanter whose winged boots fly away.
My Christmas gift was sorely missed
By my children, who were pissed
The boots that they had wanted so
Were not bathed in our tree's soft glow
I paid you well, and was assured
You gave me your most solemn word
Two boots with wings to go airborne
Would be produced by Christmas morn'
I should have read some Yelp! reviews
Before your business I did choose
I found you in the Yellow Pages
Your listing in "Wizards and Mages"
Because your service truly vexes
I cast on you my cruelest hexes
Steel-toed boots mighty and fast
Will soon collide with your fat ass
Merry Christmas!
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