Write a newspaper article about a clumsy miner who has never seen the sun.
Laborer of Hilarity Brings Great Joy!
In the limestone mines of South Hamgyong, there are many who labor for the joy of our Great Leader with the united strength of collectivist spirit. But there is one different, Hyon Ju, who wields the tools of the people with great clumsiness!
There have been many occasions upon which the Worker's Party of Korea Central Committee has suggested a righteous execution of this man who impedes. However, Hyon Ju's many failures tend to inspire laughter and joy among the supervising Worker's Party Administrators. They insisted with great urgency that Hyon be allowed to remain for the growth of morale.
Hyon Ju has been seen to be swinging pickaxe, for only to have it bounce from the rich bedrock of Korean lands to strike his helmet with great trajectory. On no time has Hyon ju wielded a hammer without striking it upon his thumb for great effects of comedy!
It is said that Hyon Ju experienced the great fortune of birth in the DPRK while his mother labored in mine for the glory of Juche. So great is his love of The Great Leader, he has not left. In the resulting, his eyes have not known the light that illuminates the works of Juche above ground. The hands of Hyon Ju are weak and display few manliness. It is said that these dishonorable traits bring even greater mirth to those who witness his shame!
For this gift of amusement bestowed by our Great Leader, the Worker's Party of Korea will request a price of increased mine output. With our hands united against imperialist economic interests, we will deliver our Leader the victory!
UPDATE OF URGENCY!!!!
Attention united citizens of the People's Republic! It is reported that Hyon Ju has stumbled on a peel of banana and blasphemed against all citizens! As the impaired fool tripped to a wall, his evil fist struck a revered portrait of The Great General Kim Jong Il.
All are invited with mandatory urgency to attend the public execution of Hyon Ju for his crimes against Juche. All family for three generations will be assigned to camp of labor as Comrade Kim Il Sung commanded. A cloth of blinding will be applied to the unseemly eyes of this sinner, for he should not witness the glory of the Korean Republic.
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