Bizarro Statistics Bureau (BP)- With 5% of Americans saying they favor Congress, a subsequent poll has revealed that 5% of Americans have a visceral hatred of pollsters and intentionally skew their results out of spite.
"The guys from 'Family Feud' have specific instructions to never speak to me after what I did to episode 5, season 21," chuckled Ed Hughly. "I answered every question with 'Deze nuts', and they actually used it! I don't know why their producers got so mad. Steve Harvey liked it."
There are thousands of Americans just like Ed, who can't resist the opportunity to destroy the credibility of every statistician and pollster that crosses their path. No answer is too irrelevant, no margin of error can completely mitigate their destruction.
Who will you vote for in the general presidential election?
Kim Kardashian's Taint.
What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?
Water Flavored.
What television channel did you watch during primetime last night?
Spike TV
All answers that intentionally fly in the face of reasons, just for the sake of it.We would have put a poll up asking for your take on this behavior, but we don't trust any of you assholes.
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